Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheeky
Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
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Joshawott 21
I'm really hoping that there's a follow-up to this story where it turns out the father was simply clarifying the statement in case the brother didn't believe her, with the realisation that OP actually just has a very dirty mind. Either that, or I would have high-fived him for the joke because to be fair, opportunities like that don't come around too often and sometimes, you just gotta whip it out.
pjsr 33
Whip it out?!?! Bwahahahaha! That definitely would have been an FML
macone 30
High-five to your dad!
thejonac 21
for his sake let's hope your little brother doesn't get it
ragnarok1540 39
Imagine how awkward it would have been had your little brother responded that he also wanted to be a headmaster like mommy dearest ...
bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah, this is me as a parent
murph_fml 21
Giggity.
Eleora 19
Lol He saw his opportunity and he took it. If I were your mom I would have burst out in laughter. Hope she was a good sport about it. P.S. Sorry about your nightmares now, OP. I know when my parents make jokes or something like that, I always cringe. haha
Nathan_Henry 15
What's a head master?
domolovesyoshi 33
Principle
pjsr 33
A Headmaster is a principal. Finding a wife who is a master at head is a principle to live by.
Rammer3500 23
This is the most hilarious FML I've ever seen
kowsee 22
High five!