Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheeky
Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
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Comments (47)
mightymorbid 6
thats awesome
brookeo13 22
your dad sounds very immature
jmc23 10
That's awesome
xLeiwia 6
Oh my lord that dad just nailed it so hard. xD
taiga86 1
She's a headmistress. Saying she's a headmaster is like saying she's a policeman, businessman etc.
spinningrecords 14
How can I not respond with “your life sucks”? 🤣🤣🤣
mccuish 25
Can you blame him for making that joke. Those kind of jokes don’t come around very often