Drugs and Miscellaneous: Check yourself

Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 67 710

By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 321

By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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You deserved it 66 471

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

Hip cats

By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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You deserved it 50 976

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 790

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 717

Slippery slope

By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/01/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 698

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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You deserved it 14 058

AnOriginalName 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:49

Eh. She can know that it's a vice and still be happy for others who choose not to partake. I don't see much wrong with this situation.

coming back in the future 30

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:52

She might just speak from experience. Either way shes pretty blunt(. Ill lead myself out.)

Comments

Maniac_uno 10

Wednesday 29 October 2014 15:25

weed isn't a drug. I don't see how this is a good FML moment.... unless you didn't smoke, then yeah.

itsjusttofunny 8

Wednesday 29 October 2014 16:28

I'm sure she means actual drugs. like alcohol and crack. pot is just a plant. duh

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 20:22

Hemlock and nightshade are plants too. Just because it's "natural" doesn't mean it isn't harmful, and the "It's only a plant" argument is asinine. Don't get me wrong. While I don't use marijuana, I think it should be legal and regulated like alcohol. Just don't use that argument. It makes you sound stupid.