By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 689
You deserved it 6 420

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She's a boss.

yamatelle 19

I hate to say it, but your mom is ******* awesome!


She's a boss.

Get off my case and pass that shit Ma!

Awesome mom.

Honestly that is the coolest mom on the planet. Im wondering if she shared the joint

Start doing heroin. Thatll show her!

Being at the bar = not smoking pot. This explains why she wants you to stop. I don't know how you could miss your mom's logic.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

OP's mom obviously did her research. You can too, thanks to the wonders of the Interwebz. Check out the Vaults of Erowid and make your own conclusions. It might take some looking around because the information is vast, but to those of you who take interest, it can be an invaluable source of unbiased information. The path to the reduction of harm, and idiots who recklessly get high on anything and everything, is knowledge and education.

yamatelle 19

Keevarou- I would love to know where you're getting this fact from.

enonymous 8

She has a point I mean who the **** will go get her munchies or taco bell runs while you're at the bar.

Drunks run stop signs, pot heads wait for them to turn green

Peachy18 0

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Holy shit, 145 just discovered the meaning of life!!!!

Is her name Nancy? From weeds?

KiddNYC1O 20

145- You're so innocent! :D

Vash_41288 10

Talk about priorities

tylersign 11

Ok. Priorities are when you regard something as more important than something else. "get your priorities straight" Etc. I talked about them. Where's my money?

OP should ditch the bar and start hanging with her mum.

Well weed isn't as bad for you as alcohol. So listen to your mother and go and buy some sweet sweet weed.

113 great idea don't be an alcoholic, be a druggie, much better!

ibeinpain 5

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Very mesmerizing

jessesgirl14 16

Uhmmm... I'm gonna say that's more of an acid or shroom trip... Not weed... Sorry but that's a fail Unless the joint is dipped in acid

Never in my 6 years of smoking weed have I ever hallucinated. Educate yourself before you make another ignorant comment.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

That's right, you can see patterns and colors as well as have distorted vision, but it's not going to be anything like a true hallucinogen.

That's if you have a lot, I only experienced that when I got uncomfortably high and now I just feel aloof and with a glass wall between thought and speech.

You smoke weed? I respect you and your choices, but don't come at me telling stories about how marijuana broaded your mind or similar. It is universally aknowledged that it takes control out of you, along with mental clarity.

In regards to shroomsonacid not op. leprechauns puking is just war on drugs propaganda.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

38, That's a pretty broad statement. Drugs don't affect everyone the same. It has a lot to do with whether you are an addictive individual by nature, if the drug itself is not physically addictive. Just like many people struggle with gambling, but not everyone who tries it will be trapped in a lack of control. And 39/36, yes, my statement is valid for having a greater amount of weed. It is possible to have some visual hallucinations on it, but nothing even close to unicorn-puking leprechauns, which is actually mostly just propaganda in the first place, as you pointed out.

44- Who has "universally acknowledged" that? Politicians? Doctors funded by pharmaceutical companies? Or is it just that you paid way more than your should have for a bag of oregano with some bird seed and twigs thrown in so it looks like pot?

Never smoked weed. Not even when I went to Amsterdam. Call it OCD, but I hate to lose control.

Where I live, you would be called minus habens, at least by people who can speak latin properly. Hope you can get, between the grey fog of weed smoke that clouds your mind, that YOU are the one who looks like a loser, struggling to be recognised against mainstream. Noob.

Let's just agree to disagree on this. I'll smoke my herb, and you do whatever it is that you do, and we can both be happy. Deal?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

86, I am the same way, so I can understand where you're coming from. It is however possible to be under the influence without losing control, depending on the substance, the amount, and of course, how you personally react to it. Actually, that very trait of not being able to stand losing control is one that can actually help you stay self aware. I'm not suggesting you go out and use drugs, by the way. I am just helping everyone distinguish between the facts and the myths. What you choose to do or not do is your own personal decision and no one has any right to judge you for it. But there is no need to perpetuate misinformation just because you yourself do not choose to participate in the act.

Actually, I'm not speaking my own personal ideas over marijuana effects. I'm speaking the Internet's one, starting from wiki on. For me, better marijuana then ignorance.

fatme2012 7

44 - I agree with you. I have been around so many idiots who can't control themselves because of weed. I think if you smoke it, you're weak because obviously, no matter how miserable your life is, you can't handle it. And when people say they do it for "fun" when they're "bored", they need to save it because that's not an excuse. Therefore OP, FYL for having a weak-minded mother who points fingers at others because she is too ashamed of herself.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Wiki? Really? -.-

44- No one said it did dump ass and also the person Who made the comment has obviously never smoked

bfsd42 20

44 & 109, take your head out of your ass.

Petunia888 13

Lol, this argument is ridiculous! Speculation is what it sounds like to me. I have never "lost control" while smoking weed. It's ok if you don't wanna smoke it, but spare us the ignorant comments.

"dump ass". That just made my day. Read above, minus habens.

yamatelle 19

I hate to say it, but your mom is ******* awesome!

Agreed. A definite bias! I wish she was my mom.

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Our moms apparently never taught you how to write

iJasper 8

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TKmax 5

# 143 win

KiddNYC1O 20

152- You get a Zoink!

If she doesn't like you at the bar drink at home..

JennaMarie420 2

Alcohol kills more people than weed

alstbv12 13

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JennaMarie420 2

That isn't natural selection. You choose to drink alcohol.

SteelCladAngel 0

You choose to smoke weed. What does the choice have to so with anything?

Good Weed. Everything else, bad.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Exactly. But people still seem convinced that legal status corresponds with health safety. In reality, legal status often corresponds more with unrelated factors, such as who can use what for profit. Alcohol might be legal, but it sure as hell isn't less harmful than weed, LSD, and even ecstasy.

ecstasy is still under study for whether it even has long term effects. alcohol just kills people

Prolonged MDMA (ecstasy) use has been shown to cause encephalitis in many clinical patients and has therefore made them practically insane.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

52, Prolonged and irresponsible use of anything is bound to have undesirable effects. The studies on ecstasy I have seen claiming major negative effects used samples of people popping something like 20 pills in a night, which is obviously ridiculous. If you try googling it, you will find the whole page full of articles stating that no brain damage was caused by ecstasy. That said, MDMA in pill forms is almost always more than just that, and it's the other substances that could be potentially harmful to your health.

I know, pure mdma is rare to find and it's not something you want to buy from a stranger since it is often cut with meth or cocaine.

Ecstasy isn't "cut". It's manufactured using other drugs like heroin ("pure" and in my opinion the best) amphetamines ("speed bomb", could potentially kill you if you overheat), and there's another one, but I forget what it is.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

75, I'm pretty sure ecstasy mixed with heroin is a myth. It wouldn't make much sense, since it would be cheaper to just produce a pure MDMA pill. It is most often mixed with, as you said, amphetamines.

ikickgingers 15

If you don't drink you're a boring **** and all your stories suck ....

joshhhh14 4

No one has ever died from weed.

phoenixslayer69 4

Truth of the matter is, everything is controllable if you intake the right amount. Drinking and driving kills. But so does smoking weed and driving both affect the mind. Drinking large amounts can kill your liver, but a glass of red wine can reduce the chance of a stroke or heart attack. Smoking weed does fill your lungs with smoke although better then cigs still has some sort of a affect. Just be smart regardless of what you use.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Exactly, dildofreak. Monkey see, monkey do. Or more like "monkey see, monkey assume". Some of it really is subconscious. Alcohol is used throughout the world, but the same cannot be said for other substances. The former is represented here as a right of passage, a normal thing to do as a grown up, but the latter is cast in a light of misinformation and myths. It's not an issue of whether drugs as a whole are "good" or "bad". Everyone can make their own decision on the matter. It's instead an issue of limited access to quality unbiased information. By the way, I can't type out your name without a little giggle.

KiddNYC1O 20

You guys sound like badass drug dealers :p.

trp2wondrland 9

Ive had one that was acid based before. But agree with u that the smack is the best kind

crazy_whitechick 6

Haha wow. Sounds like my family.

The "Mother of the Year" award must be between her and Casey Anthony

TraceCase_ 19

Wow, a little harsh, don't ya think?

Yes telling your daughter about the dangers of bar hopping while smoking weed is the same as killing your daughter and throwing her in the woods behind you house.

Worst-case scenario while bar-hopping and smoking weed? Going home with a random stranger and waking up with an STD and no recollection of the night before. Worst-case scenario for Casey Anthony? She walks. Wait....