Caturday surprise!

By keeperstride - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with an infection, swollen nuts, and a hole in my butt for which I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
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Aoife 0

Haha, there's a place and time for everything. You can't ALWAYS get the pussy into the shower with you. x]

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lab2lb 0

what part of you thinks "oh i'll just take a shower with my cat, no biggie, he'll love it" ?

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lolwatlol 0

We got a future Darwin Award winner here guyz

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fmh123 0

Do you get off on that you sick maniac!

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Muffin_boo 12

Lol dude wtf? He was trying to wash his cat. Nothing perverted about it unless you make it that way. :o

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ccr69 0

Dumbass! YDI! Funniest damn thing I've read all day!

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gigi2009 0

8 INCHES?? that's a damn big needle hole if you ask me...

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Luckster 0

I think he meant depth, not diameter XD A needle with an 8 inch diameter is something we can only expect to see in cartoons.

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lubby_fml 0

omg this comment made me lol, irl. Lol 8 inches in diameter would be like the entire right and half of his left cheek lol.

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palmtrees 1

I have trouble believing even 8" in depth even... I'm seeing some exaggeration here.

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plexico 3

An 8-inch "needle?!" When the doctor inserted this "needle" into your ass, did he have both hands on your shoulders?

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Aeval_Fae 0

ROFL thats a nice image. Thanks for that #140.

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

I hate stupid people. You just thought you'd have a naked shower with your cat? YDI 100% I feel sorry for your cat.

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lesbee 0

Actually I feel sorry for the poor bastard who had something serious but hat to wait in line at the hospital because some stupid little man took a shower with Mr. Fluffers.

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pochatkin 0

how can you have an eight inch needle hole? that would be a very large hole. i'm pretty sure needles don't come that big. unless you ment 8 inches long instead of wide (thatswhatshesaid).

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batosai33 0

glad i am not the only one who thought that lol. read that and thought "wow the needle was bigger than your ass. i dont think it is a needle at that point, more like a small naval gun port.

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lilnurse_44 0

you realize that needles used for spinal injections arent even 8'' long... it was probably about 1 1/2- 1 3/4' long....

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regalarius 0

...I just read that as "a small anal gun port." O.O

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Cloudy_fml 0

Oh come on... You had to have suspected this wouldn't end well.

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andlifesuxagain 0

Stupid Idiot, Cats are for chicks, Dogs are a much better choice. I mean dogs, not the small yappy things you want to punt over the fence.

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_chrissy_ 0

Cats bathe themselves. Hopefully your dear furry friend wasn't so dirty he needed your assistance.

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