Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Fairview, United States
Caturday surprise
Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML
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DocBastard 40
Your cat made water sublimate using only toilet paper? You MUST name it MacGyver!
zingline89 18
Guess he's not so Charmin after all.
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seansbro56 10
Better start cleaning!!
wlddog 14
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!! GRRRRRRRRRR
wlddog 14
BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
sarah6786 14
They might need to invest in some cat training. It could be expensive though, as you have to paper visit.
oj101 33
Should be easy. Hoover + light pieces of paper = 5 minutes of a fun job.
HelloChrissy 9
35- Yea I doubt I'm going to pay for training when she's a kitten, and it's obviously my fault for not putting the TP away.
_1296 10
Yeah you might want to CLean that up. That really does suck.
accioshannon 17
thanks for letting us know twice, i really needed the clarification.
Charmillionaire 13
It sometimes glitches and shows twice. Note the number.
asb818 14
And then you responded to both of them *sarcasm*
Sfaizi24 17
Insert cat pun here
DocBastard 40
Don't be a pussy - make up your own damned overused cat pun.
Pleonasm 36
I'm gonna go for "Sounds like a shitty situation " so screw you guys, I'm original as hell.
supportcommand 17
Wow. That escalated quickly!
leogirl95 12
You've got to be kitten me. Another stupid comment.
zandalee 20
Who let the ******* cat out of the bag?!
seansbro56 10
Put it in a box and make a bed for the cat.
Pleonasm 36
Sounds like a shitstorm.
Nekogami 14
More like a snow storm. :P
DocBastard 40
Your cat made water sublimate using only toilet paper? You MUST name it MacGyver!
Pleonasm 36
I thought sublimation was the passage from solid directly to gas- does sublimation also refer to reverse process aswell?
DocBastard 40
Shush, you. You're ruining the illusion. You were that kid at the magic show who screamed "There's a false bottom in the box!" weren't you?
Pleonasm 36
No one ever did any magic-tricks on me :( Apart from that one, you know, "Wanna see me make your lunch money disappear?" ...
dogpfcorn 11
Or McGruber?
knoxxx 22
A vapor to solid phase change is called deposition.
zingline89 18
Guess he's not so Charmin after all.
vbmg152 19
If you think that's bad, you should see a ferret destroy toilet paper!! What a mess!! YDI for leaving it where the kitty can get to it! I keep mine up high now & keep the ferrets out of the bathroom!
MayaTheBee_fml 10
Cats will try go into every single corner of the house, if the toilet paper's too high, the cat will probably just brake a lot of things on it's way to the toiletpaper. Conclusion: cats are devils
vbmg152 19
You're right! Lol!
knoxxx 22
Or, just place your toilet paper inside your medicine cabinet or whatever type of drawer/cabinet you have in your bathroom next to your toilet. That's what I do so my cat can't get to it.
_1296 10
Well isn't that just purr-fect ?!
outoftown 27
"Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow..." Your kitten took the lyrics way too seriously.
hannaaaahr 33
but the fire is so delightful!