Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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i_imagine 0
What the. You have a retarded ex.
catatonicsleep 17
He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?
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Comments (132)
kiripsan 0
Ego freak.
dragonmystik3030 0
wait 3 months then brick his windows :) #4/7 lucky you, its way too easy to get a restraining orer here :( and yes vindictive women DO USE it as nothing more than a TOOL for revenge #10 it dont matter where you live be it one house away or 50 or 1000 hell you dont even need o be in the same house and they dont need proof that you mean them any harm. and have see the orders place agains ppl living in the same house. yes one has to then move out
bms1604 0
wow your ex is a dumbass
InspiredByGaGa 8
tell that to the judge this guy is a self-centered prick
janwag 0
ya, me and my sister have a restraining order against my sisters ex boyfriend who was abusive, it took about a month to get the restraining order passed by a judge. (now he is in jail :) )And i think this has been said but if you guys live 2 houses apart there is no way that the judge will approve the order.
Fragnox 3
#97, just because he got a restraining order rather than doing something silly doesn't mean he had a good reason and is intelligent. As the OP implied, he was probably angry at her driving by his house every day, even though she had to. The fact that she lived that close but that he was upset by it doesn't show intelligence or good reason. It's completely possible that the OP did something wrong, but I don't know why the crazy ex gets the benefit of the doubt. I'm not really sure it's sexism against guys either, and I'm a guy. It's no safer to assume that the girlfriend did something than that the boyfriend did something. There are cases of crazies doing extreme things all of the time. Just because he went as far as to get a restraining order doesn't mean he should get the benefit of the doubt...
0OMGWTFBBQ0 0
what an a hole
CPTobvious_fml 0
Crazy Bitch.... stay away from my house
meta_knight_486 5
What an idiot.
xxnickiixx 0
damn.he's an idiot.that fag.