Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Should have had a hot make-out with your girlfriend, right there and then. And gotten that and mom's reaction on video.
xmars 0
Tell her that there's IVF, if you want kids. Or tell her that you don't want kids. Don't need a man to have kids these days.
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Comments (94)
gingersnapper 0
Because the G-man didn't hop on Mary like it was prom night. Hot virgin? No sex? Wut? So...why would God allow me to be diseased psychologically? Why single me out? That's kind of a jerky thing for him to do :(
HATEGAYZ 0
god doesn't control life (according to the bible) we were given free will and original sin because adam and eve disobeyed and ate from the forbidden fruit tree.
The__Redneck 7
And therefore, OCD doesn't exist--right? And supporting homosexuality is about like going to someone with OCD and telling them that not only is there nothing wrong with washing your hands 200 times a day... but if anybody tells you different, it's because they hate you and they want you to get sick.
HATEGAYZ 0
did i say gays don't exist? but you just proved my point. OCD is passed from parents to kids, because it is LEARNED BEHAVIOR. (clap clap clap) thanks for helping. both gays and OCD exist, it doesn't mean they are rooted in a healthy brain
The__Redneck 7
I'm against homosexuality, you dopey troll, and I wasn't talking to you.
HATEGAYZ 0
at least this discussion isn't about trannies. those disgusting freaks should have gas poured on them and lit in the streets durring parades just for *****.
waterynuggets 0
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking." - Hank Hill
Ascaryrobot 0
*Yawn* OTT mate. Now you fail.
Scourge87 0
OP, I suggest you go and tell your mother to try and have more children if she wants little kids about that badly, or that you'll get around to having unprotected sex with every stranger you meet on the street once you "get over your lesbian thing" ;D And to the homophobe ramblers, get your asses (and brains) straight. If you have no troubles with your own sexuality it should not matter to you who the hell somebody else wants to go to bed with (assuming it doesnt involves your love interest or infants, ofc).
Ascaryrobot 0
Now I look like I'm chattering about random stuff because HATEGAYZ's comments have been removed.
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry about that; I banned his account and cleaned out his comments. The username was offensive enough, so too were his ignorant comments, but he crossed the line when he started with the outright hate speech and advocated murder. I'm sure he'll find another site to troll soon enough.
Ascaryrobot 0
To be honest I must thank you rather than complain.