Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Should have had a hot make-out with your girlfriend, right there and then. And gotten that and mom's reaction on video.
xmars 0
Tell her that there's IVF, if you want kids. Or tell her that you don't want kids. Don't need a man to have kids these days.
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Comments (94)
cracktus 0
Your mom is a stinky ****.
toomuchcrap 0
I don't agree with the life style, but that's just not right.
Postlude 1
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Cool story bro. Really needed to express that here, didn't you?
GreenYamo 0
Why not? Everyone else came out of the woodwork to talk about how much they hated the mother.
Reynard12 0
Cheer up, both our parents hold out hopes and it's been two years now. We keep a record of 'helpful' things her mother has said to snigger over.
BlueJeans2626 0
that's so ignorant
queenofdeath 0
your mother is horrible....
hellokimmiee 5
EWWWWWW LESBIANS! :)
iluvfood3000 0
good! god u don't belong here.
Deoans 9
Wow,your mum sure is a bitch! =/ When I told mine I was bi she instantly began to cry -.- I really hope she'll get over it and accept it =)
smartyz88 0
She will enventually.
DancingBananas 0
Wow. She could've at least waited until your girlfriend was in another room. But still, your mom is still an asshole. (No offence, only to your mom)
anela_fml 0
mom should focus on whether or not you want kids first. think mom think you tell a kid no they will want it more