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Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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lol that happens to me all the time

hahahahahahhaahahhaha

GeneralMotors 23

how long did u let him do it?

Daddy_Phat_Stack 0

that really sucks..least now u know not to do it again tho :P

MAXCAT1220 0

SEXY

he probably thought you liked it DoggyStyle!xP

he knew what he was doing

Well when opportunity comes knocking.....

don't be a negative Nancy

chaseisbeast91 1

Heyy(: