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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Comments (312)

SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! lol

did doggy do you doggone good?

CaptainPickles72 18

Shouldn't this be under the intimacy section? ;)

hahahaha that is so funny!

beastility xDD

happyFace12 0

I'll bet you enjoyed it ;)

Tomahawk00984 0

I'm slightly miffed, but as long as you're a girl...

f your dogs life for living with a tease!

udeserveitxXx 0

is that how you were concieved??

Well at least you know you have a dog that loves you. (^_~)

thunderpugh 0

aha what does this have to do with a dog humping the hell out of this person?