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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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andrewz1324 1
GET SUM!!!!
capncrook 0
who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks and if he humped the shit outta you. does that mean he doesn't like pussy
BurnDankBud420 0
Of course he doesn't like pussy, he's a dog! LOL
Shadow_Phantom 26
*eye twitch* *shudder*
angrynegro7 16
Too bad you didn't get dinner and a movie out of it...
xmarkstheheart 0
That's why they call it "heavy PETting."
hosson 0
BAD DOG!
kaileigh10 2
HILARIOUS!!!!
mk58 31
Jeez, 39, will you loosen up a bit? But just out of curiosity, would you like to volunteer to experiment with the possibilities of human-dog pregnancies?
Mrsgarcia 3
You know you liked it.
mtnbikernc 3
SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! lol