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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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cyanidesandwich 21
that is not possible. if OP was female then there is no chance of babies because the amount of chromosomes are not equal. if OP was male then he has a chance of AIDS
princessbits 17
That's some kinky shit OP.
perdix 31
He probably saw your lower-back tattoo and figured "What the hell?"
xMexicanXJesusx 0
It. Was. A. Joke.
DealsOnWheels 0
It's a territorial thing.. I wouldn't be worried about being anally raped.. I'd be more worried that he thinks you're his bitch ;) hah
toelie 26
#45 We got that from monkeys, not dogs.
taternuts 0
you just got hit with some truth
LaChula 0
it's a dog maybe he's lonely jezz don't over do it all u had to do was stand up if u didn't want it
mismonroe 0
An incredibly stupid one.
persianjr 15
medicranger. it's called having a sence of humor.