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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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So tell us what is it like to get molested by your dog???

awwww. so much love. doggy style

ThickHead 0

trust me, you like it. if your single you probably pulled down your pants an got his dick in you. if you dating someone you probably called them up.

he wanted to do it doggy style!

theunicornhumper 0

The issue here is that you did not return the favor. In loving relationships, you're allowed to pitch sometimes too. (:

Yell out "RAPE"

awsomeshopper 0

ohh wow

rowanzora 3

I ******* lold.

He is lonely. Get him a female!

nick nack paddy whack, give the dog a bone..r!