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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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DrewPballBag 0
nick nack paddy whack, give the dog a bone..r!
hot00frb 4
I see what you did there
mariazzz 5
oh well it could be worse. be thankful he didn't want a bj!
persianjr 15
hahaha. I would like to see what those babies would look like!!!
kennababy 0
ha your dogs a perv
DDang 2
LMAO sucks to be you
mismonroe 0
It's not rape if you yell " Surprise."
KMilliron 2
Doubt the dog was yelling much of anything, but I bet his tail was wagging faster than ****.
angrynegro7 16
Then it's a gift...
KMilliron 2
A nasty unwanted unrefundable gift... :D
KMilliron 2
So kids, moral of the story, if you decide to chase down someones balls, don't be expected to be allowed to cry "rape" afterwards.
mk58 31
lol, I see what you did there.
medicranger 1
huh? be thankful you're not pregnant? that's one of the dumbest comments I heard. you can not get pregnant from dog sperm. The DNA is not compatible. look it up.
vsx2000goton 0
Look in a mirror, you'll find out ;)
mismonroe 0
You were asking for it, making yourself so available.
RavenNight 0
im srry tht happened...... hahaha omg thts hilarious xD