Today, I received a threatening DM from my so-called best friend, telling me that she wouldn't be calling off her wedding next week, despite everyone telling her to postpone due for health and safety reasons, and would claw my eyes out if I stayed in quarantine with my sick mum instead of coming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom threatened to kick me out for asking if I could skip church for the next few weeks, because, you know, I have Covid and have been told to isolate for ten days, which obviously includes two Sundays. The woman would rather I infect her congregation than let me stay in bed while sick. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, I told my “best friend” that I'd tested positive for COVID-19. She told me to “chill”. Ten years of friendship and she didn’t even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, my mother called me from the other side of the world to tell me she's got Covid. She got it from a friend, who later told her that they had attended anti-mask rallies. She's only been visiting her friend because she needs internet to keep working and can't get it where she is. FML
Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML
Today, and like every other day this year, my wife’s best friend thinks it’s funny to make comments that she thinks I’ll murder my wife, and that she should leave me ASAP. The best friend is in her 30s and has never had a boyfriend. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
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Top comments
Shzusuziq 16
I still wouldn’t go, if she can’t understand why, you don’t need her as a friend anyway!
Cooper201288 16
your friend is an asshole
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Comments (20)
Itsheragain 9
your best friend sounds self centered and shitty.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
do what EVERYONE on the guest list is going to do and don't show up if her groom has a brain they won't show either
icecreamisrad 13
**** this bitch. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
thatkorean 5
She sounds like she’s in it for the wedding and not the marriage. I’d tell her fiancé to run. And if anyone asked me to choose them over my mom I’d kick them to the curb real quick.
samomaha 17
She is NOT your friend.
JasonThorn 23
Next time you see her, COUGH ON HER.
newwitch2010 11
Time to block her and cut her from your life. You don’t need her toxic BS.
WistayShlaio82 13
Nice friend, sorry times are tough that you have to be desperate to have violent friends.
Noorah 🦄🏹 1
Girl no. She is crazy.. stay safe.