Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML
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Top comments
div01 2
Honest mistake.
skittle68 0
LOL I'm great at calc but not at math in my head. It could happen to anyone :)
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Comments (132)
Nuns_FTW 0
just when i thought the evolutionary sequence was moving forward...
citruschick 0
Lol oh the irony
darkday979 0
Drop out
skrabbler2 0
Lol - not FML-worthy at all. I've been tutoring calculus for years and am a Math minor, yet I make those little mistakes all the time. I'd make a mistake subtracting 19 from 56, but you can be sure i can derive/integrate most polynomial functions for you!
skrabbler2 0
All these English majors should stop cursing out the OP - I seriously doubt she was trying to put down English majors - it's probably just the first thing that came to her mind. However, I'll HONESTLY tell you what I think of English majors: All the idiots in my university are either English majors or Psychology majors. English majors will probably end up teaching high school students or something - Science majors put people on the moon.
panther6806 0
who cares if you made a mistake? who doesn't.
_FYL_ 0
Everyone makes mistakes =] Don't feel bad, not an FML =P
BboyHero 0
I hope u don't do my taxes :(
mysecondskin 0
good job
19lollipop96 0
OMG EVERYONE MAKES MIATAKE YDI FOR LYING!!!!!!