Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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bebe391 0
LMFAO
mzmiff132 1
hopefully u slapped him for that lol that's mad nasty
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Comments (218)
AnRom 0
that's not called being immature, it's called being an asshole!
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
exactly.Dwight knows all.
Crazybae 0
He seems mahdd cool!
MhP_fml 0
win.
redbeater 5
was it wet?
owlLegs 0
that's amazing. just sayin.
yourproblemnow 0
lmao you chose a keeper(;
blasianlove94 0
dont listen to the people telling you not to wear a condom. next thing you know, he'll be slapping you with his dick! hahahaha...
DJuan 0
this is funny but I was a tad disappointed. when I got to the part that read : after sex, I stopped and really hoped it was goin to mention a shroom stamp. the condom slap is funny too tho. op. consider yourself lucky that you didn't catch a honer to the cheek
DJuan 0
damnit 137 now I look unoriginal. shafted