Miscellaneous: Better out than in

Better out than in

By flying13 - 03/11/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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junior2012 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:39

funny as hell! that was definitely a win.

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Thursday 4 November 2010 12:42

HAHAHAH that's ****** hilarious

mcmurdy1980 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 14:06

lmfao thx I needed that

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Thursday 4 November 2010 14:32

omg this is hilarious, though it would have sucked to be you at the time

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Thursday 4 November 2010 15:57

you are sooooooooooo lucky

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Friday 5 November 2010 0:14

Yeah... He gets laid

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Friday 5 November 2010 2:10

....HAHAHA! xD

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Friday 5 November 2010 2:31

hahahaha lmao :D made my day!

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Friday 5 November 2010 3:46

HAHAHAHAHAHA, by far my favorite FML yet.

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Friday 5 November 2010 7:32

******* HARDCORE!!

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