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By creepingjennie - 07/06/2020 02:11

Today, I discovered that head lice shampoo can remove the dye from your hair. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By why???? - 05/09/2022 08:00

Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By hairy - 30/09/2013 21:59 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

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By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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iNewKid 20

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:38

Better hair without dye,than a head full of lice. I think

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:47

Hopefully, the lice also dyed.

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Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:23

that would..bug me

iNewKid 20

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:38

Better hair without dye,than a head full of lice. I think

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:43

Maybe the dye is made from lice

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 June 2020 2:47

Hopefully, the lice also dyed.

TheGestalt97 11

Sunday 7 June 2020 22:39

Well at least now you don’t have lice! You should celebrate by going out and buying some hair dye.

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 7 June 2020 22:44

If it's too much trouble to dye your hair again, you have two other, equally viable options. Stick to your natural color or live with the lice.

Fata Morgana 1029 9

Tuesday 9 June 2020 3:12

Dandruff shampoo, too.

Cheryl Brown 4

Tuesday 9 June 2020 20:22

I’d rather lose my dye than have bugs!

creepingjennie 13

Wednesday 10 June 2020 0:56

Oh absolutely.

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