Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was relaxing in the bath with oils and candles and a new book when my husband burst in with diarrhoea, filled the toilet, polluted the air, and knocked my new book into the bathwater. Then, while washing his hands, he asked if I wanted an oil covered shag. Romantic, right? FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.
Sandsh8rk 36
Well that idea went down the drain.
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Comments (55)
billyz77 24
Maybe you should switch to showers and save reading for a dryer time. Your books will thank you.
ilikebikes7 3
You'd just wanna hope whoever used it last remembered to flush.
flea_of_death 23
I'm just curious why you would think putting anything above an open toilet that could just fall in like that would be a good idea...that makes zero sense to me...then again, I'm a female and keep the lid down so this kind of thing can never happen...
gabrayal 10
It's okay if the book was either Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight.
neilsc 8
Let's hope you didn't crap and forget to flush.
TipOfTheHat 10
Sounds like that book got hot and wet! Can I borrow it when your done?
wdthompson1 18
As a dude, why are you taking a bath? That seems rather odd to me.
robo_thunder 13
How is that odd? I know showers are more common but men can take baths. Plus OP was trying to relax.
robo_thunder 13
This is why I'm hesitant to check books out at a library. You never know what happened with the previous borrowers.
pradip 26
Don't read that book, your mind will be filled with shit.
Enslaved 38
Sorry, maybe start getting in the habit of keeping your toilet seat down. Besides, any idea how many nasty particles spread throughout your bathroom and land on things like your toothbrush when you flush with an open toilet lid? :P