Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
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shadyecko 0
Natalie, Melissa, pretty much the same thing if you ask me. It's either that or she has alter egos.
Queen_of_Night 20
You've have a crush on a girl for 2 years who you obviously have never spoken to because you knew her name but she had so little knowledge of you that she gave you a fake name. I have 2 words for you that I think will be in your near future, Restraining Order
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Comments (128)
gotdapowa 0
FIRST!!!
xFalzz 0
Thank you for that insightful and profound comment, #1. I am now a changed man.
ooitastic 0
I bow down to your wisdom
funktown 2
shoulda called her out!
pwincessa23 1
Someone comment is gonna be moderated foe saying "First" anyway, I feel bad for op.
pwincessa23 1
ughhh I hate the small keyboard is so small so I make so many mistakes. grrr!!!!!
bloobelly 0
twins?
sapphireflames11 0
bi-polar?
Themistocles_fml 0
Today, I was running track at my school. My crush of two years was running behind me, so I decided to slow down and let him catch up. When he caught up, he asked, "What's your name?" even though he already knew knew. Out of nervousness I replied, "Natalie". My name is "Melissa". FML
KingDingALing 9
78- That really wasn't funny...
supernice 0
bi-polar has nothin to do with this...
natas_fml 13
78, knew knew? moar lyke snu-snu amirite gaiz??? ..... :/
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
If you come in second, you are the first loser.
signuploginpassw 0
I know two sisters who's names are Natalie and Melissa and the look really similar but they're one year apart. js
nikkirl5 1
second !
Zmeilerr 22
You're so cool!
1990TD 6
fail
shadyecko 0
Natalie, Melissa, pretty much the same thing if you ask me. It's either that or she has alter egos.
omegaxen 0
I like that answer
omgpewpewlazersp 0
i wasnt aware there was a running track in the kitchen...
Lucidium 0
Yup. To the dishes and back to the stove.
miraggg 1
maybe she has a twin
acccccccc 1
fourth!?
acccccccc 1
fifth:( fail! sixth!!!!!! :) fafp
acccccccc 1
thank you for ending my misery :)(moderate me again)
EpicPear 0
I suck.
texasjalapeno_fml 0
epic pear ur comment wasnt moderated because ur text isnt in italic and stop wishing cuz it actually sucks to get moderated
tortured_heart27 0
wow....that ******* blowssssss...dont worry theres alwys more fish in the sea...
Fall3nAngel 23
What if he doesn't like fish? What if he's a vegetarian?
naximus93 0
Then he is so screwed.... Haha. And not the good kind either.
vashthestampede 0
Yeah, there's also whales.
SpeshulK 0
And crabs
solegit 0
so, did you **** off?
funktown 2
lol
mintcar 10
Maybe you should take the hint. She's clearly not interested.
beccusmaximus 0
It would seem that way, lol. I never quite understood having an emotional attachment to a person one barely knows. But what do I know, I'm not in middle school like OP apparently is.
mintcar 10
I agree. In order for me to have feelings for someone else, I must first know them. I can understand admiring from afar purely based on physical attraction, but having some sort of an emotional attachment without ever exchanging more than a few words with them is a little odd. Haha yeah, probably a Middle School thing. (I feel old. It's been years since I've been in Middle School. )
beccusmaximus 0
Haha, yeah, same here. I despise the word "crush." I don't think I've used that word to describe someone I like since middle school, lol.
Korill 3
Especially bad that its been for two years
iheartglasses 0
Now you know to form a plan BEFORE you approach someone haha
marinus_fml 20
How did you think you're going to get a good and sensible conversation while running track. Oh, and asking someone for their name is not the best pick up line. :)
GTmustang07 0
there's never a time or place for pick up lines - Most Extraordinary Man Alive
Lingonberry668 0
dude what is so agonizing abt holding that balloon in ur pic that u would hav to make such a face???
cesciscecsy 0
LOL! he's hot though!
LittleMonsterSam 5
^^^ agreed
demarcusT 0
she's living the best of both worlds?
celerysticks381 0
LOLOLOL