School, Relationships and Miscellaneous: Bad guy

Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 04:48 - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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You deserved it 2 439

By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 986

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 130

You deserved it 578

By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 7 742

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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You deserved it 398

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 76 820

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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GoldLeader 19

Friday 26 June 2015 0:14

You sure know how to pick them!

alexanderavatar 24

Friday 26 June 2015 0:18

what do you see in him?

Comments

kindasortayeah 25

Friday 26 June 2015 0:21

Well, you did pick him.

KingRex 22

Friday 26 June 2015 0:21

I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger, but he's a gold digger.

celister1994 15

Friday 26 June 2015 0:21

You sure know how to pick 'em. And so does he.

chaseafterwind82 29

Friday 26 June 2015 0:25

Christ, what class is he in? Preschool?

alex_gen 38

Friday 26 June 2015 0:25

His behavior shouldn't be that surprising since you've known him long enough to have him as your boyfriend. You're the one who chose him, so it's a YDI.

Aimeejasmine 15

Friday 26 June 2015 17:17

Yes because nobody hides their disgusting qualities from their partners...

Blue_Black_fml 21

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:32

I agree with #16, even if you hide your negative qualities, something has to be off about the boyfriend for him to behave like that. It must be reflected in his personality somehow. Although from OP's name, she might still be too immature to know any better.