Titatoum
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brussels, Belgium
Bad boy
Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.
drunkmunkey 24
little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking
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Comments (26)
Kevlar_burrito 6
Shit happened!
BlobfishUnite 14
Funny how it's always only you who gets in trouble, and others always get away with it...
soulreaper12296 28
I'd fight it.
juliaafaulkner 15
Definitely don't pay it
rameses1210 18
What's the problem here? You didn't pick it up, you got fined. Grow up and start obeying the law
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
,wow looks like there are only immature men commenting here. OP you richly deserve not just accusations but even a fine for not picking up the turd. And you should take your poor dog out more often so it doesn't have to hold that much poop in its bowels. Fml for your dog and your neighborhood.