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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brussels, Belgium
Bad boy
Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.
drunkmunkey 24
little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking
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Cheshier 18
So? a shit is a shit, still smells. You deserve the fine. Dog poo is a nuance for everybody. Don't think you are better because it's just a chihuahua.
stupidpplsuck 33
Op's point is that the poop couldn't possibly be their dog be cause is literally biologically impossible for a chihuahua to have a shit that size and she shouldn't have been fine for something she wasnt responsible for
gintwinsmoore 20
Lame.
relaxedninja 18
how do they deserve it? it's impossible for the op's dog to take a shit that big..
Galamond 10
It wasn't his dog's poop...
Cheshier 18
They still need to cary a plastic bag to pick up the poop. If OP had a plastic bag no fine was given regardless of the size of the poo. Thats why YDI
stargirl_95 24
I don't think you quite understand what's happened here. OP's dog WASN'T responsible for the poop. Therefore, OP did not deserve to be fined for something they weren't responsible for. Why would you expect OP to carry around plastic bags to clean up other peoples' dogs' poop? That literally makes no sense. Please reread the FML and other people's responses to it.
dgameseeker 12
The thing you aren't understanding is that the poop was NOT from OP's dog, therefore they should neither have to pick it up nor be fined for it.
thesmeagol 22
Come on guys, not every one can read at a 1st grade level. Give #22 a break.
Cheshier 18
I find you all very funny, they fine you if you don't cary a plastic bag but are walking your dog outside. It's not my fault that it's the rules. But don't mind me and keep breaking them. I don't care. And don't bother saying it's different in other country's. I know the rules in Belgium. Let the downrating begin! :)
gallifreyanqueen 10
But OP didn't say they were fined for not having a bag, but for not picking up shit that wasn't they're responsibility
smokecloud_ 37
I never carry a bag when I walk my dog because he doesn't poop on walks. He's peed (on a walk) one time in the year I've had him. I should be loaded with fines if this were the case.
thesmeagol 22
Im not sure if you're that dense, or just trolling. If the first, we may need to draw pictures for you to comprehend this fml..
tantanpanda 26
#49, you're an idiot. People like you is why fml should have an age restriction. OP could have had a plastic bag but just didn't want to pick it up because it wasn't HER FAULT. You assume she doesn't have one when she could have been fined for refusing. Not many people would pick up someone else's dog crap silently without rebellion. Where I live, there are plastic bag dispensers. I hope you get smarter with age because it doesn't require anything special to comprehend this fml.
thisismyhead 25
Why would OP or anyone else pick up someone else's dog poop if they really didn't have to? It wasn't his dog's poop. Your argument doesn't make sense.
vikky538 29
they measured the shit?
kiaora_fml 11
I would dispute it, I have owned Chihuahua and Jack Russel's most of my life and their poop is the same size as cat shit. I would argue that its physically impossible for a dog of that size to do a turd that big, should of taken a picture of the poo next to the dog as others have suggested.
shfs2010 4
How small your dog is and how big his turd is doesn't change the fact you still didn't pick it up.
EyesofStone 27
Why would she pick up someone else's dog's poop??
HairIsEverything 15
Oh my god whats wrong with you people!? The point OP is making is that it WASNT their dogs shit!! Yet he/she was fined anyway because they didn't believe the OP Even though it's impossible for their dog to have pooped something out of that proportion. Re-read a few times please...
doumtabarnack 12
You're still responsible stop being a dipshit.
Skrappz 4
Similar thing happened to me but reversed. I was fined for not picking up my dogs shit when it was obviously from a smaller dog like yours, while my dog is HUGE. Still got fined, still had to pick it up.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Ydi for having that ankle biter.
thereichart 13
Taco Bell?
exuberant_orange 17
I have a chihuahua too and wow chihuahuas have a pretty bad reputation apparently, because I have been stopped several times for "not cleaning up after my dog" when the dump itself is twice the size of my dog.