Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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drummerboy957six 0
that's awkward
KellyIsTheBest32 12
are you 6?
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Comments (460)
MaryPoppins88 14
bahahaha!! I feel so bad for you
HenryA12345 0
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewh you should've recorded it and put it on redtube
limbo97 2
I knew where this was going the moment you said "hide under my parents bed."
Enslaved 38
I did too. It's still funny though.
SinfulRose 0
Should scared them before getting it on ;x
Sammie246 5
Dude ! That happens to me ALL the time. My room is right next to my patents and my walls are paper thin. And when it's late, they think I'm asleep. So they have sex. And I hear the whole thing. It's NASTY
legion2020 0
now wasn't that ******* great?
campana1024 0
wow how old ru 5. Get a life dnt u have better things to do then try to scare your parents.
scotch 4
i just got a little aroused hearing that... ;)
vbmg152 19
OMG!!! Are you having nightmares?? As a Mom, I am going to give you some advice; talk to your Mom, tell her what happened! Trust me, it will help you!
Gorillaz23 9
There's a ghost in your picture...
ginniehugs 0
and when your kid hears you, you want them to talk to you? I would never be able to do that with my parents 0.0
ashleii2010 0
wow lmao