Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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drummerboy957six 0
that's awkward
KellyIsTheBest32 12
are you 6?
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Comments (460)
Spicynipples 0
was it hot
mrjmaster1234 0
ewwww
crowbar_2010 2
i dont know what's more gross..the fact that you had to suffer through that or the fact that you put so little effort forth to shutting out that brain-scarring experience that you could use such phrases as '"brutally dominated." anyways, im on the fence with this one... 45% ydi for hiding under your parents BED (likely how you came about), but 55% fyl for suffering through that. thats my vote.. oh, and you should see a therapist. lol.
ciaraaaaa 0
I used to hide under my parents bed, then I turned 6.
AlexRen 21
nightmares for years:D ydi
laundryninja 1
how old r u?
spp87 0
what are you seven
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
I would say you deserve it.....but no one deserves that.... *shudder*
UnIcoRnMaster 4
well dam xD I would've cried! lol
xxXMaxXxx 3
well...did u fall asleep?