School, Education and Miscellaneous: Back 2 school - FML

Back 2 school

By christine brown - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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By littledonny - 12/05/2017 18:00

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

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By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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jonan1212 5

Friday 26 August 2011 19:01

where the hell do u live?

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 26 August 2011 19:03

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

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FistingRobot 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:29

l jo

romanianboi 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:41

ydi for beung duuuuuuuuuuumb

winterlies 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:10

I once got my bracelet taken as a 'weapon' it was a spiked bracelet, but the spiked were cut, I could even sleep on it and not hurt myself. They also confiscated my necklace because it was a sword design.

Uncle_Ben96 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:10

Crazy ass earrings.

samikitty961 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:16

you go to a private school don't you?

MissyBoo13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:38

what the.

purplegirl7 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:43

lier.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:48

Why do I feel like there's more to this story?

DisappearingRose 18

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:00

SMH.

Rabidkid 14

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:19

They might as well ban pens/pencails

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