Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Baaaa!

Baaaa!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

Comments

FPsLife 5

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:54

More like how old are the kids on here that seem to think people (at least women) don't take baths when they're older. Protip: Baths are used for more than just cleaning.

BaldOuting 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:54

haha you have a VERY active imagination

alyssamarie218 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:55

LMFAO!!! OMG. THIS IS AMAZING. This is the best FML i have ever read. EVER.

mastory96 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:56

oh wow. FARM noises? have you no decency? I hope they record it and put it on YouTube. you kinds deserve that.

WeAllPooop 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:57

FAG

twistedB 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:00

#48 hahahaaaaaa Man ur just not sing not make animal sounds BAAAAHHHHHH BBAAHHH

aback 4

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:01

Can't blame 'em for laughing--that is pretty funny! And at least you were making those noises in the bathtub, not while you were having sex or beating off or something.

clockworkrainbow 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:02

Thats actually really funny, and something I would do. And why does it matter how old somebody is? Taking a bath is great for any age... Farm animal noises seem like a great way to entertain yourself while relaxing in a bath. Maybe its a crazy people thing, though....