Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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prvag23 0
That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.
drunkgirlscout2 0
Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy
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Comments (302)
machetes 0
Sounds pretty awesome to me.
Atashi_fml 0
Unless if the OP is a guy, and he's straight.
ayingel 2
hope they were good pancakes.
m4hornets 0
lmfao @63 i agree, sex and free pancakes, what am i missing? hahahahha
slightly_st00pid 0
To all the people saying "Pancakes are awesome!" I would agree, but that's awkward as shit having to go eat breakfast with someone you met the night before, and his mother.
bucketgirl 0
I don't know the details, but his mom ******* rocks.
spenser 0
umm...this doesn't suck. sex and pancakes....thats awesome
psychonurse 0
Wow... I wish all one night stands came with pancakes!
Andi1109 0
That's really sweet of her. xD Imagine how awkward his mum must feel, though.
orangecrayon57 0
that's kind of cute, though! just imagine the mom's thought process... she must feel so weird that her son is doing it with some random girl she hasn't met, so she reacts by feeding you. I want something like that to happen to me, actually.