Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family. He calls his parents things like “geriatric hag” and “old clown”. I was about to yell at him, but they started calling him “nancy boy” and “nerd”. Apparently they love each other, but only communicate through abuse. I can’t believe I may soon marry into this mess. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
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sarahcheetah 0
oh come on. that's not so bad. it's only a joke.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
We were going to ignore it anyway ;)
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Comments (124)
imdeborah 0
hahaha #10 I kinda agree. x) but this is NOT an FML, although it is kinda embarassing. haha
Ecnassianer 0
This isn't an FML, but it's not a YDI either. They need to add a "Who Cares" button.
willowbeauty 0
Normally, I would agree with you. But, in this instance I think it's perfect. This is in no way an FML. The family sounds wonderful, funny, and very accepting and inclusive. I'm thinking OP needs to have surgery to get that stick removed. If it were me, I would've laughed until my guts hurt lol
karina_said 0
welcome to the family, i suppose. at least they notice you, honey(:
buggybeauty 0
they're dicks!
pneumonicdevice 0
Hilarious, they sound awesome.
Bellak23 0
its only a joke. Ive had worse...
astro_plastic 0
FML is losing it.
Monikabug 9
agreed! I don't know what is going on lately. ._. It would be nice to see a post that is actually worth while. If these people actually think their Life is F'ed over this stuff, I do not know what the world is coming to..
letmeinplease 0
Third'ed. I am becoming increasingly embittered about my tramp-repeatedly-********-on-my-front-doorstep FML being continuously rejected. It's nasty, a bit funny, and a bit ****** up, what's not to approve?
DGross 8
I agree too... out of all the things fked up with the world we get stories about ppl dancing, reading the word "lice" on some man's hand, and dropping out of classes before they know their grade... Granted, if every FML was about someone close dying it would turn into a super morbid place but at this point most of the trolls have run out of content besides the ever-popular hating on snickerdoodles/women... :-/
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I guess I'll stop spamming "yes" on the moderator page then o.O I'm joking I swear, my "Today, I got a red card on FIFA 10. FML" didn't get through. I was gutted as you can imagine :'(
Monikabug 9
D; Poor fella!
katmandont 0
I thought this was more for comic relief than a true "my life is F'ed". Although some of the FMLs are lame, the replies can be pretty funny. I don't know if I'd want to read a whole bunch of "Today, an earthquake trapped me next to my crushed mother and father....", would you?
uxoriouswidow 0
I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm.
clockworklolita 3
Admittedly it was a really shit joke (somebody want to explain to me what's funny about it?) but nothing to whine that your life is '******' over.