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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
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dolphinlvr7 24
Use the embarrassing stories that they told you about him as payback
ScratchCatPower 32
Wow. Just... Wow. Well, on the bright side, you weren't completely alone. He better have a damn good reason as to why he wasn't able to make it. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (32)
Throwaway69420 2
Probably banging another girl.
chewsef 17
A K W A R D
Shade1982 21
So close, yet so far...
sir_sugarbear 9
damn that's sucks but then the parents know your more dependable then there own son get you liked by the parents more? haha
Countryboy1996 18
Lmao I don't know bout y'all but my mom would beat tf outta me if I did that ??
BloodyGlass 10
Bet his parents gave him an earful about being an ass to his gf. :)
Kougeru 12
wow lol
ChildishPerson 13
That should be embarrassing for him, not you, for doing something like that