Lonile13
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Philippines 🌶️ Spicy
At long last
Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
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WCARlover 35
That could have been solved by communication early on.
Tripartita 45
"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "
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Comments (119)
thatdumbass 7
you really should had bought him a map... or some binoculars and a flashlight
afisxfallxchild 9
At least he found it. I directly show my ex exactly where it was and he still couldn't get it right.
Rabite 28
I guess the majority of the commenters here would still call this bad communication on your behalf as they are doing regarding OP.
Shade1982 21
Well, it still really is. If he still can't do it right, he obviously needs more or better instructions. I.e. communication...
PoliceExplorer87 13
If you stayed with him that long you must really love him. Now he knows and can "do it right". Or you could have just communicated with him.
Axelgirl 30
during sex you Can use your mouth and finger not only to suck and rub. Just tell him what to do and point him im the night direction. YDI
UrinatingPandas 12
Do you shave down there? That could be a big part of it
AccountForStuffs 6
Wow. Ah, sorry, but body hair topography, generally, won't impact discovery one way or the other. The geography is the same regardless of cursory landscaping. The only exception is a trailguide impaired beau and ladybits perfected for visual media.
trucker2 33
X marks the spot !!! Drizzle syrup, if you have too... Christ tie him down, and you move.... Pull at this hair or ears... But, 2 plus years.... Insane
PugMother 6
"Off to find the mythical ********!" - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
westernmd 6
did you like withhold sex for that period of time or your guy is just really bad in bed
Kavrae 1
This is 100% your fault. Communication is the key here. Talk to him instead of being an example of a sexist, worn out joke.
janfleury 19
That, my dear, is your fault. Bless your heart.