At long last

That could have been solved by communication early on.

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

wtf srsly what you really mean by finding clit?

Damn, is your pu**y really that big? Did he need a ruck sack & supplies to traverse the great pube plains?

Throw a party

Was he actively searching for it for 2 years and 5 months, or did he just not know what it was for the length of time you've been dating? This clarification could mean the difference between a truly horrifying FML or a really mundane one. It's not unusual for young men to not have a full grasp on female anatomy until they are with someone they are comfortable enough to admit that ignorance to, and unfortunately a few of them aren't interested in ever learning.

I'm rather surprised no one else is thinking... Yay!...? I hope OP rewarded him appropriately to encourage that behaviour more. I agree with those who say it could have been solved with communication, but I can't help but think that perhaps OP didn't know where it was either? (I've known women who were averse to touching themselves to such a degree that they didn't know their own anatomy.) (As an aside: this is one of the times where I felt VERY uncomfortable clicking the new 'That could have happened to me!' button... FML, please bring back the YDI option for all posts!!)

Why didn't you point it out way sooner? Communication is key to a good relationship and good sex.

Why didn't you tell him? That's kinda mean especially if you were letting him think he was hitting the right spot. Or take his hand and guide it, show him what you like. Yeah... Ydi.

Great, so how does it feel?

Are you really bad at giving directions?

Where was it hiding?