Lonile13
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Philippines 🌶️ Spicy
At long last
Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
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WCARlover 35
That could have been solved by communication early on.
Tripartita 45
"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "
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Comments (119)
mandylove101 3
Why the hell you stay around for him to take this long to find it?
fdupnmis 2
i would have not given him 2 years. lol
Zeddefen 2
Your what?
Nietzche22 2
obviously he needs to step up his south park game. Chef had that covered decades ago.
thebiteof87 27
HAHAHAHAHA
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
OP I know that feeling all too well. My boyfriend was only able to get me off only one time so far. I hope yours will treat you right!!
ToxicPlatypus 3
Speak. Seriously. If he's doing something wrong, don't just expect that he will magically read your mind and know he's doing it wrong. TELL HIM what you like. I just do not understand why women think their significant others should have to play guessing games to figure shit out. It's really not that ******* hard to COMMUNICATE.
writerchic85 26
This is good right? He found it.
vampire9545 5
i feel like this could have been solved with a sext or a convo about what each other like in bed...2 years ago at least
takeittoem 8
Huge YDI unless YOU couldn't find it that whole time either - why not help the guy out instead of suffer for 2 years?
virgacs 10
Isn't that a good thing?