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Lonile13 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Philippines 🌶️ Spicy

At long last

Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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That could have been solved by communication early on.

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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If you haven't said anything before now, finding your clit is fairly low on the list of relationship issues I'm sure you have.

blink831forever 13

As a woman this makes me sad. As a lesbian this makes me laugh!!

What, you've never encountered a clueless fellow tribemember? That was total sarcasm of course. Possessing their very own set of the subject anatomy is like having the most skilled trailguide ever on call 24/7.

This is as much your fault as it is his... Christ. Speak the **** up and SAY something. Communication is an amazing thing.

That's your fault as much as his, if you don't tell him he's doing it wrong.

The very first time my husband and I had sex, I showed him. In fact, he inspected me. It may sound weird, but I didn't have to wait two and-a-half years.

So where was it? The cupboard under the stairs? The second to last drawer? Under the bed? Mars? I guess we'll never know.

is this before his dick got stuck in the pool filter

yeeey for you OP!!!

I don't expect that relationship to last much longer if something that important wasn't brought up much earlier

Yo that's on you. You surely know where it is so you deserve that. 5 seconds to point where it is. That's just flat out STUPID for it to go on even over 4 times or something not to mention 2 YEARS