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Lonile13 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Philippines 🌶️ Spicy

At long last

Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That could have been solved by communication early on.

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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Going with YDI. It sounds like there's communication issues here because this could have been fixed really early on.

Couldn't you show it to him?

The only FML here is that you didn't communicate. But hey, better late than never, I guess. At least he found it at all.

At least he found it, many men never do.

You should have drawn him a map

No offense but guys aren't mindreaders. He's not gonna know that's what you want it you don't communicate it to him.

How hard can it be?! I cannot imagine... Are you guys being sarcastic or serious?

YDI for playing such a cutthroat game of hide and seek and thinking no one would get hurt... bad OP!