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Lonile13 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Philippines 🌶️ Spicy

At long last

Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML

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That could have been solved by communication early on.

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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You could've just told him... Did you not know where your own ******** was???

I had this website up on my work computer for my downtime and my boss was looking over my shoulder and picked this FML out of all of them to start reading out loud " found my Cl-ohhh..." fml

I could never understand why guys have that problem, listen to your girl, and feel.

Better late than never

I bet it would have took 2 years 5 months shorter just to communicate to him.

Lol I'm very sorry about this.

Congratulations!!! Just hope he remembers where it is the next time around. Or you could make things easy by getting a ring there..

Op... Question is would he have given you, 2 years if the BJ was was bad...

This is a huge YDI.

You took that long to show Him? Your own fault.

i think op wanted him to find it