neverStopLaughin
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
At last!
Today, I moved out of my parents' basement. After I hugged my parents, I walked out the door, only to remember I'd left my phone in the kitchen. I opened the door to see my parents dancing with joy. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
oh cry me a river. they're happy to have the house to themselves. now they get to have sex whenever they want. don't be such a baby.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
What kind of dance? Just interested. :D
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besad_fml 0
when I was moderating it said, Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and my mom shouts, "Yes, finally that bitch is gone! Now we can have our neighbor over for sex!" FML
PotatoesAndCake 26
Holy ****, really?
sjks 0
well yeah id be dancing too if my kid moved out after living in my basement for 40 years
neverStopLaughin 0
This didnt happen to me. My friend did it while I was on the phone with my dad. She said it DID happen to her. But she lies all the time so.............
_Noon_ 0
:O You filthy FML thief :|
redbluegreen 40
If you plan on posting further on your own FMLs, I suggest against it. It ruins it for everyone and can lead to it being deleted if you admit it's fake or imply it.
Allymeme 3
You're probably some 40 year old anyways...
KillYourPc 0
They are probably proud that you could afford to live by yourself?
justmyluck1212 0
hahah this is such a silly FML
rxxk 0
I'm going to say this with complete honesty: you deserved it for living in your parent's basement for so long they got sick of you.
Towelie_31 0
This would have been a good FML to post your age for. Depending on how long you've been living in their basement YDI
Sure_Thing 0
"Today, my parents were happy that I stopped mooching off of them and decided to grow the **** up and get a life." Did i wrap that one up about right?
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi for being annoying