Moving home, Parents and Miscellaneous: At last!

At last!

By neverStopLaughin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I moved out of my parents' basement. After I hugged my parents, I walked out the door, only to remember I'd left my phone in the kitchen. I opened the door to see my parents dancing with joy. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:16

oh cry me a river. they're happy to have the house to themselves. now they get to have sex whenever they want. don't be such a baby.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Monday 5 October 2009 1:12

What kind of dance? Just interested. :D

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megg0601 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:04

N3rdzgotskillz Lol

B0u_fml 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:35

O lol at first I thought wtf is wrong with your parents dancing. Understand they are happy.

doumtabarnack 12

Saturday 2 March 2013 3:44

Could've been worse OP you could've found them making love on the table or on the couch

Kaylee_Knudsen 19

Friday 27 September 2013 8:17

Ouch darlin..I would've cried to make them feel bad.

livefeee 4

Monday 9 November 2015 5:01

And?? Wtf?? Worst post I've read in awhile. So what if they are dancing.

spinningrecords 14

Monday 8 May 2023 15:55

…and yesterday your parents were saying FML.

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