Intimacy: All in the family - FML

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

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Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Anonymous874598 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:42

well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)

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lilmizzmuffet 0

Friday 22 January 2010 10:28

Saddd..and your mum doesn't care?

Rand0m 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:23

Enter "Your Mom" joke here.

_lifeblows 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:45

lmao , **** your mom ( not literally , your boyfriend took care of that ) ew now that im sitting here laughing thinking about it thats actually.. disgusting

sentenza1 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:02

where you from? your people are sick!

hater4life 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:48

PLAYER 4 LIFE

mematteden 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:16

ewwwwwwww

poppetsauce 4

Tuesday 20 April 2010 10:16

...if your mom screws him..you better never effing speak to that ***** again

peace2213 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 6:18

i agree with 2 and haha 3 it is good news

reapfml 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:31

first?

jbackway 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 13:17

beat them both . seriously ha

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