Anonymous
Today, a large figure busted my front door window. Fearing a burglar, I shot at them with my sidearm. Opening the door, I saw the mailman, in his new brown shorts, and my large custom bedding he'd plopped against my door. With 5 new holes. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
No prizes for guessing what country you're from.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.
Dave_Davington 34
No prizes for guessing what country you're from.
maikeru1979 23
i know they not countries but alabama or mississippi
galwen 18
How stupid can someone be :(
Mungolikecandy 19
It reminds me of that time a man knocked on a door to ask directions and was shot five times through the door. I would say FML to the mailman who had a psycho with a gun in the house.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
'MURICA **** YEAH!
Rsonicgamer 12
I'm sorry, you're saying **** YOUR life ? You tried to bloody murder the poor mailman, clearly without so much as a warning. **** his life. I dare hope that gun is taken from you forever.
Lalala579121 28
I feel like OP is probably more upset about the mattress and doesn't understand that they shouldn't be possessing a firearm for the sake of everyone else.
Rabite 28
At least the mailman didn't bleed on the mattress or I guess he would have put some more bullets into him.
Steven Lang 5
identify your ******* target, asshole! people like you make all of us gun owners look stupid!
maikeru1979 23
times a million
londonbridge84 9
I hope the bedding was expensive.
Lalala579121 28
I hope the mailman or one of your neighbors contacted the police.
Cameron Short 9
#merica