Anonymous
Today, a large figure busted my front door window. Fearing a burglar, I shot at them with my sidearm. Opening the door, I saw the mailman, in his new brown shorts, and my large custom bedding he'd plopped against my door. With 5 new holes. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
No prizes for guessing what country you're from.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.
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Bobby Ford 3
Bet you will see a significant drop in mail very shortly too.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Today, I was delivering a package to what seemed like a normal home. The postman's creed never warned us about psychos with weapons, as I was nearly killed by one when I placed his package against his front door. FML"
Mightytall 35
Panic much? Know your f‘ing target! I hope you learn your lesson from that incident. Although I hope police did take away all your firearms.
EggyDogger 13
Wording
TeacherTeacher 11
You are why we need stronger gun laws.
rodfergie 18
No.... this idiot needs to be prosecuted for every single law they broke, and I can think of three that you keep them in jail for 10 years.
DragonMaiden7 15
No, he needs psychiatrically evaluated, there need to be better gun control laws here and so much more regulation on who should get a gun here.
Tarlachia 33
What can brown do for you? -UPS (United Poo Services)
RichardPencil 32
“Neither rain nor snow nor hail of bullets shall stay these couriers from their appointed rounds.” What a great motto!
distortedcognition 17
Idiot. Never fire blindly! If you can’t responsibly own and discharge firearms sell them.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
this is why stupid people shouldn't own guns
LadyRen 20
I think the mailman needs a gun to keep him safe, not you