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Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40823) - you deserved it (2724)

On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

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At least the dog didn't kill the cat!

#1 - On 12/01/2013 at 8:25pm by vewwe

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Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.

#2 - On 12/01/2013 at 8:27pm by girlbye23

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