Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to pet-sit 2 dogs and 3 cats, only to find the dispenser for the cat food empty. I'd filled the dispenser yesterday and thought I'd placed it where the dogs couldn't reach it after I left for work. The Labrador could in fact reach, and a week's worth of cat food is now in her stomach. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
Half and half that shit
maneater8 7
Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat
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maneater8 7
Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat
boxbrandon11 20
Taste them :D
emag_eht 18
Go to a pet store and ask?
DaDivineDevil 11
I'm pretty sure the dogs gonna eat up everything. They like anything that fits in their mouth.
CreepInTheCorner 11
My cat always eats my dog's food (he's a German Shepherd). I mean it's possible that the animals could possibly just end up eating the food that they want rather than what they should have. You can smell the food though, they have different scents if you haven't noticed.
Despereaux 15
#87 if you know what I mean ;)
Blimix 9
This, except they'll probably both go for the cat food. (Dogs *love* cat food!) Then you'll know which is which.
lostmongoose 23
Cat food isn't good for dogs. It could make the dog pretty sick.
kirstyannemiller 4
Well op doesn't know how to spell "labelled" either
boots73 2
No, I'm pretty sure it's you that doesn't know how to spell "labeled" correctly.
Ameronot 14
104: Actually... Dog food is even worse for cats then cat food is to dogs... Cats are completely carnivorous while dogs are more like omnivores. The cats stomach wasn't made to digest vegetables and eating dog food is really, really bad for them! Cat did on the other hand is supposed to contain mostly meat proteins which the dog can infact digest properly. As long as it doesn't eat to much it isn't to bad
Ameronot 14
*cat food, not cat did -.- writing on phones at 5am? Not a good idea!
nerdistheword 9
118 is completely right. But adding to that, cats need taurine which is always added into cat food but not necessarily in dog food. Considering most cats are more picky OP could test the cat only to see which it prefers. My cats would never touch dog food. Or if one is bigger in kibble size, I'm sure that's the dog food and not the cat food. Or just call the owner!?!?
realSlimjimShady 7
Cat food is normally littler and in triangles
skyttlz 32
My dog gets the runs if she has cat food
cc135 5
You're the one spelling it wrong fool
Cashtangoteam 10
Half and half that shit
teamlightskin 14
They might eat their own food reguardless of which bowl its in. Some cats are picky though. But when they get hungry enough, they will eventually eat!
mclauren29 22
Cats are picky but also better at catching their own food. Birds, lizards and rats tend to go down well for cats.
happle 21
My cat only hunts mosquitos. Spiders too, but he doesn't eat them.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Your neighbor is awesome.
duke56924903 11
OP's neighbor is trolling him/her.
ceciliebossow 26
Yeah, that is so funny! I'm going to do that too some day just to freak people out and confuse them, haha!
JoeRogansBEARD 15
So your solution was to leave them out in the cold? That's a bit harsh!!! ( referencing an earlier FML )
cliffibom 15
OP: "**** it, let them find their own food outside"
LolPieRofl 11
Hour 3: Owner dont come yet. Dog keep meowing. I thinking to eat Dog. It cold.
Muffin_boo 12
Lol the previous fml you're referring to, the owner had two dogs.. Not a dog and a cat. :3
klutz44 28
113- close enough
irateyou 9
Usually dogs like cat food better than their own (the higher fat content is tasty! mmm!)Put down both and see which one, erm, Cat goes to. Also, if it's a big dog, there should be a pretty obvious size difference in the kibble...
michabailey 8
If dogs like cat food better, shouldn't you be testing with Dog, the cat?
MisterMichael 9
It's impossible to know. You're just going to have to guess.
klutz44 28
I think you should be able to tell by the smell. Cat food sometimes smells fishy and dog food, well it smells like dog food.
saIty 17
Its simple. Call your neighbor and ask him. However, if you don't have his number start calling random numbers and hope you get lucky.
MetallicaFTW 16
Are you kidding me?
stolencookie 17
OP: "Hey, sorry to bother but I wanted to ask who gets what food." Owner: "I've already told you, dog food is for cat and cat food is for dog. Just make sure cat eats cat food and dog eats dog food. Don't mess it up!" Problem not solved...
SinfulEnd 20
lets test that out... (111)-111-1111 Nope.. (111)-111-1112 Nope, only about 8 billion more numbers left!
U_GotitDude 18
Taste it and find out...
nycwrestler 17
Because OP can taste the difference...
SuperDanielNL 23
Cat food is mostly smaller, but I guess it would depend on the dog, I figure Chihuahua food must be smaller bits than food for a german shepheard. Besides I heard loads of stories of dogs eating the cat's food. Cats are more picky. Hope this helps OP