HeatherFeather · 23 May 2024, 22:00 ·Fort Lauderdale, United States

Loving

Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML

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Anonymous · 22 May 2024, 20:00 ·Canada

Trust

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

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runsinthefamily · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Aurora, United States

Not taking it well

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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ReginaW · 14 March 2024, 12:00 ·United States

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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Anonymous · 22 February 2024, 00:00 ·Harlingen, United States

Sabotage

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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Anonymous · 18 February 2024, 06:00

How could you?

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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Anonymous · 9 February 2024, 12:00 ·Vancouver, Canada

Intrusive "**** you" thoughts

Today, I had the memory of an ex-friend pop up in my brain and I couldn't help but wonder how the little homewrecker is doing these days. FML

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Ryan · 7 February 2024, 00:00 ·United States

Effed around, found out

Today, the woman I left my wife for says she doesn’t wanna date me because she "sees me as a best friend” and “You just got divorced, it’s kinda awkward.” I caught feelings for this woman, tried to fight it for months and finally caved in, only to be told she sees me as a platonic friend. My wife won’t take me back. FML

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hlewrn · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Centreville, United States

Been there, done that

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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not good enough · 27 January 2024, 09:00 ·United States

Red flag

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United Kingdom

Scary!

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Insult to injury

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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Unknown · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Never touch the Xbox

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

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birthday bash · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·France

Treat yourself

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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Anonymous · 2 January 2024, 22:00 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

The policy of truth

Today, I'm ending a 35 year marriage. In the last few months, my husband has told me that he has been preferring porn to me since before we were married, he has had multiple affairs, he always knew his family was toxic and messing with me. Oh, and he wants us to, "Move on and have a happy retirement together." FML

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Anonymous · 31 December 2023, 00:00 ·Eau Claire, United States

Roll on 2024

Today, just after Christmas, my husband and father of my small children went and left us and I don’t know how to deal with any of it. I don’t know how to be a single mom or fix it. I want to wake up from this nightmare. I’m heartbroken, not just for myself but for my kids as well. FML

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Anonymous · 28 December 2023, 22:00 ·Greenville, United States

Great way to start the day

Today, once again, after dating someone for a month thinking things were going well, I woke up to a text message saying, “You’re really pretty and a great person but I’m not feeling a relationship vibe." FML

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Lost Reggie · 28 December 2023, 00:00 ·Conway, United States

Escape plan

Today, my wife of 22 years moved 2000 miles away to start a new job. She applied in October and never told me. I've never cheated on or abused her, she just said she wanted a new life. FML

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Anonymous · 17 December 2023, 00:00 ·United States

But… why?

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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Anonymous · 16 December 2023, 09:00 ·United States

Get on with it!

Today, my long-term relationship of over a decade ended very badly. We didn't speak nor look at each other while I was dropping his stuff off. Of course, my car battery died, and I had to ask him for help and had to see his parents. His dad couldn't get the hood open for about ten minutes. FML

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justfriends · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Friends

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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Tina · 4 December 2023, 00:00 ·Holland, United States

Sociopathic

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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Jacklynn · 30 November 2023, 10:00

Obsessional

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML

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Nolo · 24 November 2023, 02:30

Shattered

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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Anonymous · 19 November 2023, 00:00

Long time coming

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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Anonymous · 8 November 2023, 08:00

Toxic masculinity

Today, my uncle was showing the scars he got fighting a wolf in defence of his wife. On the drive home, my girlfriend dumped me because she could never see me being man enough to fight a wolf for her. She made me stop the car so she could catch a bus back to her mom's house and never see me again. FML

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imnotcrying · This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Freeloading Black Mirror

Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML

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canessadawn · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Portland, United States

Stuck

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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Ashlee · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

How could you?

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Unwarranted

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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