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Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44975) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/03/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by maleficunt (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

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Retail: basically the middle man to take everyone's abuse.

#1 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:34pm by Crofty92

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Well you sir deserve an award for self control. I definitely would have went off on a customer like that.

#4 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:34pm by totallybananas

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