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Today, while already late for work, a cop pulled me over. When he got to my window, he said, "Oh sorry, I thought I knew you," and sent me on my way. I was relieved, but still got written up for being late to work. My boss didn't believe the story. FML

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Getting written up is still a lot better than a ticket, in my opinion.

#1 - On 04/11/2014 at 2:36am by LifeAlertTwerk

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Though that really is bad luck, you said you were already running late before he pulled you over anyway. At my job, 2 mins or 20 mins late, it doesn't matter-so leave for work sooner next time!

#6 - On 04/11/2014 at 2:40am by KeeLady

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