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Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML


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On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Tell the parents to sue the little shit who thought it would be funny to shit in the pool. I'm sure you didn't tell him to do that.

#1 - On 03/25/2014 at 6:57pm by AnOriginalName

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Hold the little shit responsible. Don't take the hit.

#6 - On 03/25/2014 at 7:00pm by Verst

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