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Today, coworkar wara bord. To solva this, thay tapd ma to a chair an trid tickling ma to daath. My boss joind in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (4098)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

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Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.

#3 - On 11/27/2013 at 12:17am by Kataclysm97

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Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?

#2 - On 11/27/2013 at 12:17am by emilycb93

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