Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Top comments
Kataclysm97 32
Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.
emilycb93 12
Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?
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Comments (70)
emilycb93 12
Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?
J_Kertz 14
More like Canada.
HKCgrimmjow 15
#38 clearly you've never been to Canada if actually think this is how we act.
ViRepz 28
Sounds like Google
Kataclysm97 32
Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.
ZackCraft11 15
That'll be 35,000 dollars
meepmerp 20
Lol what?
mercifulbane 3
where can i get an appy?
bjhhjh 20
At least youre boss isnt an asshole!
emilycb93 12
It's so cute when people try to be grammatically correct. In this case, it actually would be your, not you're.
AnOriginalName 19
In either case, #5 is still missing a few apostrophes.
Ambient25 25
that post much hate bad grammar wow
amtkldr 9
At least the workplace isn't boring
GangstaPenguin 7
Or maybe the "e" was an accident, considering it's close to "r". He probably didn't mean to put it there.
shyeahh_fml 19
Get revenge by playing a prank on them. Bring a gun and shoot everyone, and then afterward you can all laugh about how well you got them. You know, or something else. Probably something else.
SmittyKick 18
Woah calm down satan
mercifulbane 3
yeah..lets go with the something else part
narkill 13
LOL. Sorry. It had to be said.
shyeahh_fml 19
I don't get out much.
Odis12 11
I know he got down voted by the Fml ethics society, but I did laugh much too hard at this.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
wow so br00tal, so hardcore
awkward_gothlady 32
The best revenge usually doesn't involve the perpetrator getting arrested. Just saying...
thefmlman2011 37
Woah, just take it easy man
olpally 33
I understand the boredom, but why do that when the boss can send you guys home? What a bunch of idiots.
KingreX32 21
I'd rather stay at work bored than go home. At least at work I'm getting payed.
ex_omer 17
Let me guess? There is no human resource department you can complain this to? I feel really sorry for you OP Sue their asses
jkmartinjk 16
HAHA now that is a case I'd love to see on Judge Judy.
isuckok 11
Judy: Is it true that you tickled this man? Coworker: Yes, but..... Judy: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY BUTS OUT OF YOU MISTER!
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Yeah, that'll play out in court. Judge: "And why is it that you are suing them?" OP: "They tied me to a chair and tickled me!" Judge:"Case closed. You're a dumbass."
mercifulbane 3
lol application**
SmittyKick 18
That's just cruel... I'd honestly rather be verbally abused than tickled
AnOriginalName 19
I like this game. Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Nyarlothatep 12
I fart in your general direction!
SmittyKick 18
Still better than getting tickled
shinebright10 5
That sounds like fun instead of being in a chair all day or do whatever you do